TMI Tuesday – That’s Life


1. Who do you prefer to discuss politics with?
a. partner
b. best friend
c. co-workers
d. strangers
e. parents
I try not to discuss politics at all if I can get away with it, but if I have to, it’ll probably be with Master C or one of my friends.

2. Which is more offensive to you: book burning or flag burning? Why?
In my opinion, books are sacred, even the trashy ones, so that is definitely more offensive. Knowledge is power, censorship is oppression. A flag is just a bit of coloured cloth.

3. Complete the sentence. Most of all, I want to meet someone who deserves my _____ :
a. trust.
b. loyalty.
c. admiration.
d. love.
I would say, where Master C is concerned, He absolutely deserves all of the above, without question. In any other situation, being deserving of my trust is definitely the most important consideration.

4. Which kind of fidelity (being faithful) is more important to you?
a. Physical/Sexual.
b. Mental/Emotional.
c. Neither is important.
d. Both are equally important.
It absolutely has to be Mental/Emotional. Given that Master C and I are polyamorous, the idea of sexual exclusivity is clearly not one that applies, but our non-monogamy is always based on it being consensual, open and honest.

5. Would you avoid all contact with an ex if your current significant other asked you to?
a. Yes, of course!
b. No. This would be an unacceptable demand.
c. Only if their justification seems reasonable.
Given that Master C would almost certainly never do this, I’m not sure where I stand on this. I think, it would lie somewhere between b. and c. If there were a reasonable justification then I probably would have already broken off contact and so the question wouldn’t arise, but if there were no reasonable justification, I would find it unacceptable.

Bonus: If you were to die, the person going through your belongings would be shocked to find _____ ?
If they know me at all, I’m almost certain that none of my possessions would shock them. If anything, it would be my more ordinary and mundane possessions that would probably raise eyebrows, anything in anyway associated with kink would be almost certainly be taken for granted.

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TMI Tuesday – If, Ands, and Butts


1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
I’m plugging for d. I’m not perfect by any means, and there are bits of me that I like more and bits of me I like less, but it’s all me and, most importantly, Master C likes every single bit.

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
Believe it or not, I’m quite socially awkward (about the only social interaction I’m good at is asking random men if they’d like a fuck or have their cock sucked), so I’d definitely like to get rid of that and be a little more relaxed in social settings. I would also like to be a lot less indecisive. I am generally quite a confident person, but a simple “Would you rather…?” can leave me paralysed with indecision on occasion. I’d also really love not to have the frequent pains from where I broke my collar bone falling out of a tree when I was about 7. I would also like (and Master C would love it, I’m certain) if I weren’t as messy and untidy (although some messiness is definitely good). I am an Olympic class mess maker, which explains why I hate filing so much. What I really, really want to bin at the moment though, is lockdown and all the restrictions on human interactions that go with it. If I had to pick only one of these things, that would be the one I would choose.

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
The house we live in is pretty much perfect; it’s detached and the garden is private and, in the summer, catches the sun in the evening. I spend a lot of time (well, as much as the Scottish weather permits) lounging around in that garden in full Eve before the fall mode. If money and COVID were no object, somewhere on the Mediterranean or Aegean coast where we could spend our winters would make a lovely alternative to a Scottish winter (at the time of typing this, we currently have about 20cm of snow and it’s still falling).

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlour AND had a “happy ending”?
I’ve never been to a massage parlour, but I have visited Swingers’ clubs where I have provided and been provided with many “happy endings”.

BONUS: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?

Different shapes of backsides
Mine is very much the “Standard Issue”, both in it’s spanked/thrashed and unspanked guises. It has been compliment in both states by a number of admirers and partners down the years. So long as it provides me with something to sit on, I’m happy with it.

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TMI Tuesday – Would You Rather…?


1. Would you rather go on holidays to the beach with no bathers or in the mountains with no jacket?
Well this rather depends on the time of year (and possibly the location of the beach in question). Being Scottish, and growing up in the Highlands, I’ve been in mountains without a jacket many times (in the summer), I definitely wouldn’t want to do it in winter. Having frequented any number of beaches in the Mediterranean where beachwear is “optional”, I’m certainly no stranger to being on a beach wearing nothing more than sun cream, so on the assumption that I am on a warm beach enjoying the summer sun, and not on one of the local beaches looking out over the Ailsa Craig, I’ll pick the beach.

2. Would you rather not be able to eat chocolate for a year or have to eat your least favourite vegetable every day for a month?
I know mushrooms aren’t strictly a vegetable, but they absolutely give me the boak, so if giving up chocolate for a year was the price I had to pay to avoid having to eat them, I’d pay it willingly (and probably consider it a bargain)

3. Would you rather only be able to have sex for five minute increments on any given day for a year or only be able to have sex for five hour increments the rest of your life?
Much as I enjoy the occasional nice long session that lasts all afternoon and evening, if that were the only option, I suspect it would lose its appeal and, ultimately, would mean not having sex very often (if only because there would be no time to get anything else done). So while it is far from idea, the five minute increments whenever I like wins it for me.

4. Would you rather not be allowed to touch your partner’s genitals except with your own or have the reverse applied to them?
This is the toughest one of all essentially comes down to whether I’d be more willing to give up giving blow-jobs, or give up having a tongue or fingers on my clit. Now, I love being on the end of a good tongue-lashing, but as I’ve attested to many times on hear, I absolutely love sucking cock. So, with that in mind, I would reluctantly, and with a heavy heart, have to only allow Master C’s cock to pleasure me, just so that I can continue to let my mouth pleasure him. I suspect, He would probably agree to this almost as reluctantly as I would, as I know how much He enjoys using His tongue to edge me.

5. Would you rather go on a hike barefooted or spend the day at a water park fully clothed?
Wouldn’t catch me dead at a water park anyway, so I’m happy to hike barefoot. Assuming the ground is dry, I actually love the feeling of moss and leaves underfoot anyway. Do I get bonus points if I get to wander naked through the woods?

Bonus: Would you rather receive an alert every time your parents have sex or have your kids alerted every time YOU have sex?
This is kind of theoretical in that I don’t have kids and my parents are in their late 70s. Assuming I did have kids any I had, would probably be in their early to mid-20s and, almost certainly having more sex than my parents. That being the case I think I’d rather have the occasional warning if/when my parents got jiggy that having it go off constantly depending on how many sexually active offspring I had.

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TMI Tuesday – Happy New Year


1. What was the best part of your holiday season?
Probably the point where I finally turn on my email “Out of Office”, log off my work laptop and know that that’s that for two and a bit weeks and that the only thing I need to concern myself with for that period is ensuring Master C’s needs and wants are fully attended to. That and, obviously, all the fucking that Master C and I did.

2. Did you have the opportunity to get down and dirty over the holidays? Please share.
This year, with neither of our families living nearby and the fact that due to being in Tier 4 lockdown restrictions, we couldn’t go anywhere, there really wasn’t much else to do except eat, drink and get down and dirty. Since we both had the full period off, we both made the absolute most of all the “fucking time” we had at our disposal.

3. You receive a gift from a family member that is exactly what you DID NOT want. Do you:
a. Smile politely and bin it at the first opportunity?
b. Say thank you and re-gift it next year?
c. Do some detective work and return it at the first opportunity?
d. Try and tactfully suggest something more appropriate for next time?
Mostly a, although wherever possible, I would donate it to a charity shop or recycle it rather than bib it. I will re-gift to someone else on occasion if I can think of a suitable recipient.

4. Sex toys as gifts yea or nay? Was there a time when you unexpectedly opened something R-rated in front of your family? Tell us about it.
Why not? They are functional and fun and probably involve more thought than a pair of socks. A couple of years ago, I bought my sister a new wand vibrator as a birthday present as hers had gone to the great sex shop in the sky not long beforehand. Thankfully, I’ve never opened a present that might have “needed explaining” in front of other members of the family.

5. What is the best present your significant other has given you?
Aside from orgasms? A couple of years ago, Master C did get me a particularly lovely leather restraining harness. One of my duties is to keep the leather well oiled and the metal properly polished. Traditionally, Christmas Day is the day where Master C takes full control and I get to put my feet up (although at certain points they are up higher than at others. He takes care of the cooking etc. and all I am required to do is keep him adequately supplied with drinks and blow-jobs to thank Him for being such a wonderful Master and provider.

Bonus: Share your New Year’s resolution(s) or reasons why you do not make them.
I don’t really make them. I simply resolve to try and be the most dutiful submissive I can be, and to accept Master C’s discipline when I inevitably come up short. To be perfectly honest though, if I haven’t felt the slap of His hand (at the very least) on my arse before New Year’s Day is over, I’ve probably done something wrong. 😉

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TMI Tuesday – Everybody Should Be Doing It


1. Agree or Disagree. If people want to have more than one spouse they should be allowed to do that.
Absolutely. If they don’t want to get married, that’s good too. I realise that marriage is largely a “legal” arrangement but if people want to form so called “plural marriages” then fine. That said, even though I am unashamedly poly, that wouldn’t be for me. I am happier with the more “traditional” single spouse (although we aren’t actually married) arrangement but that we are free to share outside our relationship

2. Do you believe in ethical non-monogamy?
I’d have to be deeply hypocritical not to given that this pretty much describes how I live. Master C allows me the freedom to explore my sexual needs and to enjoy sex with whomever I like so long as I am aware that there are consequences to my actions and I am willing to pay those consequences. I don’t need to ask permission to have sex with other men, but I do have to ask for forgiveness and accept whatever punishment Master C determines is appropriate for my “transgression”. Accepting those consequences is something I do willingly and without reservation.

3. Is polyamory something you want?
See answers 1 & 2 above. We also have a small circle of other likeminded D/s couples with whom we share ; either individually or as couples and, occasionally, as a larger group.  In addition to the random men/women I fuck, I also have my “regular friends with benefits”, i.e. “The Other Guy” and “The Girl”. Sadly, 2020 being the way it has been, there has been little chance to enjoy any of these outside arrangements this year.

4. Do you wish that your ethical non-monogamy was a societal/cultural norm?
It doesn’t bother me. It is a “norm” for us and it works and we’re happy with it in the context of our relationship. We don’t care what outsiders think because it’s really no one’s business except ours and the people we share with.

5. If you are in or have been in an open sexual relationship, what are the best bits?
I think I already have. Basically my relationship allows me the freedom to explore and satisfy my sexual desires and needs and provides a framework where I don’t have to feel guilt about acting on simple/primal human urge. Nether of us has to force ourselves to be confined by the constraints of monogamy and, given that we’ve been together for 15 years (give or take a month or so), I’d say it seems to work well for us.

Bonus: Describe what your ideal intimate and/or sexual relationship would look like today.
I would say I am already living my idea sexual relationship. Having said that, I do look forward to a time in the hopefully not to distant future when Master C and I can share within our circle again and I can spend some time with “The Other Guy” and “The Girl”.  Being able to have a drunken blow-job/fuck in an alleyway with stranger again would be nice too. I know I can do the latter with Master C, and we have, but it doesn’t quite have the same sense of deliciously filthy sluttiness when it’s with the one you love.

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